I tried not to reblog this.
I really tried.
But, it was….
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
WHAT IF ALL THE NIGHTBLOGGERS ON TUMBLR ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH EACH OTHER BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL SECRETLY MOLE PEOPLE AND EVERY NIGHT THEY POST NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT TO CONFUSE US HUMANS SO THAT WE ARE EASIER TO CONQUER
This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.
OH. MY. GOD.
OH MY FREAKING LORD
wow the voices are so off
COW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
I REMEMBER THIS ONE
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
How do you even get a car to go flying like that? Was the Hulk throwing a temper tantrum just off camera?
the heat wave in Australia last week
Even the weather tries to kill you in Australia.
Isn’t it supposed to be getting colder in the Southern hemisphere this time of year?
awh do you see that lovely blue chair in the back?
Look at that one guy not wearing sunglasses. Laugh at his carelessness now, but he’ll be the only one without the awkward face tan tomorrow.
At first I was like “huh?” but then it hit me that something was wrong with this picture:
That cloud in the background looks like a blue whale!
Me catching the bus every day
GIMME A DRINK, BARTENDER (by MonotoneTim)
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY
i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle